Say Hello to Our Boring® Staff, Johnny our National Field Sales Manager.

Meet Johnny, our national field sales manager and unofficial chief of good vibes.

While most people are still deciding between oat or full cream, Johnny’s already halfway across the country making sure Boring® is everywhere it needs to be (and probably charming a stockist or two along the way).

He’s the charismatic one with the sun-bleached hair, a surfboard always within reach, and a knack for turning spreadsheets into shelf space. Think of him as the frontline diplomat of oat milk - smoothing deals, fixing fridges, and somehow still making it look cruisy.

We asked Johnny a few questions to get to know him better.