Say Hello to Our Boring® Staff, Johnny our National Field Sales Manage
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Meet Johnny, our national field sales manager and unofficial chief of good vibes.
While most people are still deciding between oat or full cream, Johnny’s already halfway across the country making sure Boring® is everywhere it needs to be (and probably charming a stockist or two along the way).
He’s the charismatic one with the sun-bleached hair, a surfboard always within reach, and a knack for turning spreadsheets into shelf space. Think of him as the frontline diplomat of oat milk - smoothing deals, fixing fridges, and somehow still making it look cruisy.
We asked Johnny a few questions to get to know him better.

What's your role at Boring?
National Field Sales Manager.
Where are we likely to find you on your day off?
My weekends are the same for the most part, I am either surfing, on an adventure with Butter Butter my rescue pupper or playing tennis with Rocket. With a side of up the 'WAHS!
What's the best bit about working with a product like Boring?
It's a product myself and so many others believe in and have put so much heart into for so long, so I think for me just seeing it on shelf, and getting picked up by people who love it across NZ is the best.
Describe your favourite meal in Tamaki Makaurau.
My favourite meals are anything veggie from either Ockhee or Lilian, accompanied by a glass of red and a cheeky Duck Island ice cream for the ride home.
Sum up Boring in three words.
The real deal.

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What does your family think your job is?
My daughter swears I “sell sauce” and my husband insists I “just move boxes around.”