Say Hello to Our Boring® Staff, Gus the Warehouse Lead.

In a tucked-away corner of Boring® HQ, amidst a symphony of beeps and conveyor belts, you'll find Gus.

He’s the Warehouse Lead, the unsung maestro conducting an orchestra of cartons and forklifts.

While others may wander starry-eyed into the glow of the fluorescent lights, Gus keeps his feet firmly planted on the concrete, orchestrating the place with the efficiency of Swedish flat-pack furniture assembly—only much more laid-back, and with significantly less ABBA tribute acts.

Despite the flawless Swedish efficiency, rest assured, the only thing Scandinavian about our factory is how cold it is back there.

We asked Gus some questions so you can get to know him better.