Say Hello to Our Boring® Staff, Ethan from Sales
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Meet Ethan, the newest National Account Manager at Boring®. He’s the guy making sure our oat milk goes from spreadsheets to supermarket shelves - hopefully without too many detours.
When he’s not keeping our supermarket partners stocked and happy, he’s probably charming his way through calls or navigating the fine art of shelf space negotiations.
From keeping shelves full to bringing up oat milk in any conversation, Ethan’s one of the glue sticks holding it all together.
What’s your role at Boring?
The freshly minted National Account Manager, liaison of Boring from head office to the shelf.
If you had to listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Do people even listen to full albums anymore? I like to cherry pick from all types of genres but a favorite is J. Cole 2014 Forest Hills Drive.
What’s the best bit about working with a product like Boring?
It is a product people love. No matter where you go someone always has something good to say about it.
What’s your desert island dish?
Potato chips, thick cut, Sour Cream, Chives & Onion.
Sum up Boring in three words.
Real good stuff.
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What does your family think your job is?
My daughter swears I “sell sauce” and my husband insists I “just move boxes around.”